Cinematic Caricature Lover Gifts

Victor Mature.

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

King George I

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

Rita Hayworth caricature

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

Sofia Vergara

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Peter Lorre caricature

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

There IS a Santa Claus.

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

"You've sacrificed a lot for the company."

Other People

Iran-Gaza

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

Minister's File

Are Texans Crazy As Anti-Immigration Foxes?

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Cat Dreams.