Cinematic Caricature Lover Gifts

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

King George I

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

Peter Lorre caricature

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

There IS a Santa Claus.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Other People

Iran-Gaza

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"You've sacrificed a lot for the company."

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Minister's File

Cat Dreams.

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"