Quirky Caricature Enthusiast Gifts

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

My Spam Sketchbook

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Charles Dickens

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Cat being licked by plant.

Tupperware Wolf

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"This thing is so slow!"

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Tracey Emin

John Banville

Minister's File

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"Once they're under they'll never know."

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"