Quirky Caricature Enthusiast Pillows

William S. Burroughs

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

My Spam Sketchbook

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Charles Dickens

"I think he just ashed on me."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Tupperware Wolf

Cat being licked by plant.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

Minister's File

Tracey Emin

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

John Banville

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"Once they're under they'll never know."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'