Quirky Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

"Phew! Finally a bit of shade!"

Coronavirus

Another myth dispelled.

Death was inspired by the world cup referees.

'Fridge Magnate'

"Level with me, Doc, how am I looking?"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"You're getting too close to your work."

Welcome to Heaven

Thrift: Buy shoes for a giant squid, teach it to walk and sell the company car!

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'Right Henshaw, let's show them we mean business...'

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

Sid the slug was feeling suicidal.

Street light theft

Minister's File

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Dentist using explosives. (Don't do this at home!)

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Rudolph The Red-Light Reindeer

"I think he just ashed on me."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Whose the new guy?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"