Quirky Cartoon Fanatic Gifts

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"You finished with your peanuts?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Broken since March

Cow Wash Cycle.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"