Pencil Pal Gifts

Droplet with a pencil.

Prisoners of the Cheyenne accountants.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

A Friend in Need.

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Beer Club for Men.

You've Got Mail

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

List making as therapy.

Wish You Were Beer

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Did you spill my pint?'

Back to School

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Self-Portrait

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

Stationery Officer

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"