Punny Pen Pal Gifts

'You've lots of time on your hands, why don't you takeup knitting....?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Dear Dairy

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

List making as therapy.

Writer's Strike

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Droplet with a pencil.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

The Cartoon Reaper.

Wheelburrows.

Mourning Pens

One Winter Day In Old Moscow...

Pony Ride in the Snow

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Writing a letter