Modern Pen Pal Gifts

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Come Back Sloane

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

List making as therapy.

Writer's Strike

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Droplet with a pencil.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

The Cartoon Reaper.

Stationery Officer

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

Postman

Convict playing the violin

Writing a letter

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Dear Abbey

'Pen no write.'

Bark Room.

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs