'You can expect to get twenty years for this, and I don't mean 'doggie years'!'
Prisoner Pen Pal Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift for your prisoner pen pal? Explore our creative selection of unique items designed to brighten their day, foster connection, and remind them they're loved. From personalized tokens to uplifting art, find the perfect way to support and encourage your pen pal through thoughtful, handcrafted gifts.
"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."
"Be or be not. There is no question."
The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.
'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'
Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?
"Can I borrow a pen?"
"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."
List making as therapy.
Writer's Strike
'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'
Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy
Mourning Pens
"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"
'He didn't wash his hands.'
Francois Mauriac.
'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'
Dear Abbey
'Pen no write.'
Postman
MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
Writing a letter
"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
Convict playing the violin
"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"
The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea
Mobile Prison
'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'
Be a pen pal and make someone's day.
"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."
Paper airplanes drop pen nibs
STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer
"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"
"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"
'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'
Prisoner Pen Pal Gifts Collection
Prisoner Pen Pal Mugs
Discover our wide range of creative mugs perfect for your prisoner pen pal—choose a message of hope, encouragement, or humor to keep their spirits high.
Prisoner Pen Pal Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows featuring inspiring messages, a comforting gift that helps your prison pen pal feel closer and more loved.
Prisoner Pen Pal Prints
Explore our inspiring art prints that can uplift and motivate your prisoner pen pal, creating a positive atmosphere wherever they are.
Prisoner Pen Pal T-Shirts
Check out our fun and heartfelt t-shirts, ideal for sending a personal touch to your prisoner pen pal with messages of support and friendship.