Prisoner Pen Pal Pillows

'You can expect to get twenty years for this, and I don't mean 'doggie years'!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

List making as therapy.

Writer's Strike

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Dear Abbey

'Pen no write.'

Postman

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Writing a letter

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

Convict playing the violin

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Mobile Prison

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'