Prisoner Pen Pal Pillows

'You can expect to get twenty years for this, and I don't mean 'doggie years'!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

List making as therapy.

Writer's Strike

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Writing a letter

Postman

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Convict playing the violin

'Pen no write.'

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

Mobile Prison

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'