"Well! According to my PDA, I've got the rest of the day free!"
Prison Pen Pals Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and encouragement with our cozy pillows. Crafted to uplift spirits, these pillows are a heartfelt gift for your pen pal, offering both support and a smile.
'Let's get a kitty.'
"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"
Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.
'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'
'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'
"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."
'He didn't wash his hands.'
Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.
'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'
"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates
Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.
This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.
"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)
Convict playing the violin
"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"
'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'
The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea
Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).
'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'
'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'
'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'
"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."
'Juries have never liked me.'
'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'
"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"
Uli Hoeness
Term Life Insurance
"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
Listen. I'll change it in 30 - 60 days. Just use the yard until then.
"Apparently she's your Philippino penfriend come to visit"
'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'
'Hey, do mind swinging by my place to pick up my jail-jammies?'
'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'
Prison Pen Pals Pillows Collection
Prison Pen Pals Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for pen pals—full of humor and heart—perfect for brightening your friend’s day with every sip.
Prison Pen Pals Prints
Check out our inspirational and funny prints—perfect for decorating and uplifting your prison friend’s environment with personal charm.
Prison Pen Pals T-Shirts
Browse our creative t-shirts that celebrate friendship and humor—ideal for uplifting your prison pen pal with a stylish, personal touch.