Prison Romance Enthusiasts Pillows

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"Try and give me... happy."

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Santa visits prison.

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'