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"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"Try and give me... happy."

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

Santa visits prison.

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

Listen. I'll change it in 30 - 60 days. Just use the yard until then.

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'