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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'Yeah, I know I said they'd never take me alive -- you call this living?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Try and give me... happy."

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

Do you believe in free love?

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".