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'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

Tic-tac-toe

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell

Prison Romance.

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Try and give me... happy."

Do you believe in free love?

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

"I'd like a quick word with you after visiting time."

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

I blame it on the system. On my last stretch I did a computer course, and now I'm in for computer fraud.

'Well, if you ask me mate, I think you want locking up.'

'Yeah, I know I said they'd never take me alive -- you call this living?'

I'm in for a motoring offence-I taught the missus to drive.'

'His first time in prison.'

"What do you miss most?"