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A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"Prose & Cons."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Barnaby in Newgate

Santa visits prison.

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

'Want a cracker?'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

"I'd like a quick word with you after visiting time."

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Hey, Fred - Got a minute?'

"But, I don't want to call you 'Daddy'. Can't I just call you by your actual name?"

'I got twenty years for abduction, what about you?'

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell

'They reckon nobody is ever more than ten feet away from a rat.'