Romantic Pen Pals Pillows

"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Writer's Strike

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Droplet with a pencil.

The Cartoon Reaper.

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

'How come you always have to have the last . . .'

Convict playing the violin

Dear Abbey

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Postman

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

Prisoners of the Cheyenne accountants.

"Apparently she's your Philippino penfriend come to visit"

'I'm writing to my penfriend - what's French for 'parents', 'old-fashioned' and 'unreasonable'?'

"You are entitled to one call, one fax, or one E-mail."

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'

'You can expect to get twenty years for this, and I don't mean 'doggie years'!'

Writing a letter

'When you said you wrote to prisoners on death row I thought ou offered spiritual guidance.'

'That's a coincidence, I just got bailed out, too.'