Prison-penning Enthusiasts Pillows

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Sailor in Car.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

The Great Sarcasmo

Hell's Schlegel

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

All Knight Diner

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"I'm married to a control freak!"

The Bleat Boys

"Get the story and get it write."

Save the bacon,

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

Plasma Screen

"I think, therefore I can."