Prison-penning Enthusiasts Gifts

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Sailor in Car.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Shakespeare Quote

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

The Great Sarcasmo

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Hell's Schlegel

Graduated Cylinders...

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

The Bleat Boys

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

All Knight Diner

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"Get the story and get it write."

Save the bacon,

'I made you a layer cake.'

"I think, therefore I can."

"OK, you know the rule kids: let's stick together!"

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"