Paper Pal Gifts

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Your morning papers, Sir.'

Stationery Officer

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

World Tour.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Theatre Crowd

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Intellectual Property

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

A Friend in Need.

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Come Back Sloane

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Writer's Strike

Dog bath

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

I love Fountain Pens

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

Exercise rat race