Package Pal Gifts

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

World Tour.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Intellectual Property

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Doctors

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

List making as therapy.

Come Back Sloane

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog bath

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

Mammoth bone and the dogs.