Passport Pal Gifts

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

World Tour.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Theatre Crowd

Intellectual Property

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Come Back Sloane

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Friends Yeah!

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Stationery Officer

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.