Passport Palate Gifts

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

World Tour.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Namasteak"

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Passport Photos

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I think this is a red."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"What's good here?"

Expensive Restaurant

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Vegetarian Restaurant.

Bernie's passport photo was so bad, he was banned in sixteen countries for over five years.

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

Pre-Plastic Surgery Passports

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

'Tonight's special is out of this world. Have your passports ready.'

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

Sacre Bleu Passport

Pet Passport Photos

The Police Artist.

"Sorry, Dr. Jekyll - you look nothing like your passport photograph. . ."