Passport Palate T-Shirts

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

World Tour.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Namasteak"

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Passport Photos

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I think this is a red."

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"What's good here?"

Expensive Restaurant

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

Vegetarian Restaurant.

Bernie's passport photo was so bad, he was banned in sixteen countries for over five years.

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Pet Passport Photos

Pre-Plastic Surgery Passports

Sacre Bleu Passport

'Tonight's special is out of this world. Have your passports ready.'

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

"Sorry, Dr. Jekyll - you look nothing like your passport photograph. . ."