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'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

World Tour.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

How to create a password you can remember...

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'He was taller online!'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Passport Photos

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Dog in the passport photo booth.

Personality testing...

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'