Passport Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Pet Passport Photos

Sacre Bleu Passport

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.