Passport Personality Gifts

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

World Tour.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

How to create a password you can remember...

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Motorway of the Self

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Your online profile only lists positive things about you. Of course, a "profile" only shows one side of a person.

'He was taller online!'

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

Dog in the passport photo booth.

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"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Passport Photos

Personality testing...

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'