Passport Photo Enthusiast Gifts

Bernie's passport photo was so bad, he was banned in sixteen countries for over five years.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

El Greco

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

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"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"They grow up so fast."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'Can we talk... alone?'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."