Passport Photo Struggler Gifts

'Why not just admit that you don't want to holiday abroad.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

The invention of the Selfie

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Passport Photos

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

'Culture Time!'

Bernie's passport photo was so bad, he was banned in sixteen countries for over five years.

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

Miserable selfie

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Devil Painting

Travel Agency. The novice photographers' club is planning a trip. Put them on the red-eye flight!

HellFie

Pet Passport Photos

Sacre Bleu Passport

"I wanted a portrait - not a caricature!!"

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

Self-Portrait. (Artist paints his portrait while the portrait paints him.)

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Wanted - Mug Shot Photographer

Pre-Plastic Surgery Passports

'Tonight's special is out of this world. Have your passports ready.'

A Caricature getting a life-like drawing done of himself.

"Sorry, Dr. Jekyll - you look nothing like your passport photograph. . ."

'He's all thumbs!'

'New biometrics passport photos - guaranteed not to make you look like a criminal.'