Passport Photo Enthusiast Pillows

Bernie's passport photo was so bad, he was banned in sixteen countries for over five years.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Say cheese!

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

El Greco

Scenes from a Vacation

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"They grow up so fast."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'Can we talk... alone?'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.