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Motorway of the Self

In the Guru District

Surfing the daily stress

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

The Map of the Human Heart

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?