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Gemini/people

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Let's try some word disassociation

Twins

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

DNA Analysis

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Psychology 101

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'Business is booming...come in.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'