Personality Type Explorer T-Shirts

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Boys Cooking

Reflection (with bubbles)

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Let's try some word disassociation

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

DNA Analysis

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."