Personality Exploration T-Shirts

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

Mad or Noamd.

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

'No - I would hardly describe myself as that. . .No let us simply say I am biding my time until something turns up. . . Yes, I surprise 'Slob' would be the best word in the long run.'

"I'm too old to be incorrigible, and too young to be crusty. I'll have to be just plain offensive for a while."

IntroBert

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

This is your brain on cartoons

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Motorway of the Self

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"