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Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"He gets easily abstracted."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Duelling personalities.

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

The competition's customer vs our customer.

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

Mixed Race Families.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."