Character Exploration T-Shirts

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"He gets easily abstracted."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sailor boy

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"What's my motivation?"

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Duelling personalities.

Cybervegan Caf

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

Film critic critics

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"