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'Deep, deep down, life is shallow.'

"Well, what do you think, doc? What does my handwriting tell you about my personality?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Film Star Robert de Niro

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Heaven

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Sailor boy

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

W.C. Fields

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"What's my motivation?"

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

The meaning of life...

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

Film critic critics