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A quiet moment with Jan and Hannah Panelli, Siamese twins joined at the hair-do.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Mrs. Almighty.

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

How?

The meaning of life...

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

Maze life.

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Your next life will be so much better."

Psst! Stay in character!

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

'We've got aspirin,acetaminophen and ibuprofen. You can't have a headache!'