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A quiet moment with Jan and Hannah Panelli, Siamese twins joined at the hair-do.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Mrs. Almighty.

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

How?

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

Psst! Stay in character!

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"Your next life will be so much better."

'We've got aspirin,acetaminophen and ibuprofen. You can't have a headache!'