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"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Little Mountaineers

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Don't have nightmares!

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Twins

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'