Twin Adventures T-Shirts

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

Snake Charming

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

London summer.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Twins

Shoppers

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"I trust this will be on one check."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."