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'I'm gonna die.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Desert Mirage

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Balloon Flight

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"