Sibling Antics T-Shirts

Those bubble wrap kids.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'I'm gonna die.'

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Youff!"