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'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."