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'Did you break the head off my teddy?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Of course you can hear a rattle!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Cat wing walking.

"Trust me, Elaine, having kids changes you!"

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"