Playing With Siblings Prints

'Did you break the head off my teddy?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'Of course you can hear a rattle!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"Trust me, Elaine, having kids changes you!"

Cat wing walking.

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"