Fun Sibling Rivalry Prints

'Brothers like me don't grow on trees you know.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Polygamists' Picnic

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Act your birth order!"

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy