Fun Sibling Rivalry Prints

'Brothers like me don't grow on trees you know.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Polygamists' Picnic

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Act your birth order!"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"