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'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Snowman

Children's Nursery

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Early Learning Centre

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."