Sibling Adventures Gifts

'I'm gonna die.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

Desert Mirage

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'I kinda did.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Balloon Flight

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."