Sibling Storyteller Gifts

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

"Honest! Not only does my sister let Kenny kiss her like that. . . she said she actually likes it! Yecch!"

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

Marthra

"Can I see his resume?"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'I'm gonna die.'

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"Grandpa, I'll tell you about social media bullying, if you tell me about the good old boys network."

Looking Forward.

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"