Sibling Stories Fan Gifts

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'I kinda did.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Can I see his resume?"

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Big Brother

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

'I'm gonna die.'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'